Top 10 Reasons To Vote For Roderick Edwards

Roderick Edwards doesn't play golf.
Roderick Edwards already visited Hawaii with his own money.
Roderick Edwards actually grew up in America.
Roderick Edwards owns and wears steel-toed work boots.
Roderick Edwards has only ever organized a community BBQ.
Roderick Edwards didn't start his campaign in the house of a known terrorist.
Roderick Edwards has never written a book on audacity or false hope.
Roderick Edwards will be the first working class American president.
Roderick Edwards has never used a teleprompter in his life.
Roderick Edwards actually loves the America founded in 1776.