Making Facebook Better


How to clean up your bloated friend list.

1) Tell people you're Christian.
2) Announce that you are politically conservative.
3) Like anything by Rush Limbaugh.
4) Talk about how welfare is ruining America.
5) Declare to be pro-gun.
6) Say that you want to secure America's borders.

And if you still have any friends left, just state that you uphold marriage between one man and one woman. (You need not even say anything negative about homosexuality)

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